“Hitchcock is the most overrated director
of all time,” the boss said one day.
At the bookstore I work at aside from
selling lottery tickets, cigarettes, pop, and chips, we also buy and sell used
DVDs. What prompted the boss’s comment was a box set he had just bought of Alfred
Hitchcock’s early works, the crappy public domain stuff that gets sold on
double-sided discs in dollar stores. I love Hitchcock but these bargain-bin
collections are pretty shitty. Sure there will be a few diamonds in the rough (The
39 Steps, The Lady Vanishes) but most of it isn’t worth watching.
But I couldn’t let a comment like that
stand. Up until that point I’d been having a bad day. I don’t remember why.
Maybe I had received another story rejection. Maybe two. Maybe I hadn’t eaten
lunch yet. Whatever the reason, I had resigned myself to the fact that it was
just going to be a bad day and there was nothing I could do about it. The boss’s
comment made me stop and re-examine that. I could take anything the world cared
to throw at me, but I wasn’t going to keep quiet when one of my favourite
directors was being disparaged.
“Oh really?” I said. “So you think ‘Rope’
is no good?”
“No,” the boss admitted. “Rope is good.”
“Rope is great,” I said. “And what about ‘Strangers
on a Train’? Could an over-rated director have made Strangers on a Train?”
“No, Strangers on a Train is good too.”
“Oh wow, I throw out two Hitchcock movies
and they both happen to be good. How about Rear Window? Is that over-rated?”
“No, Rear Window is good--”
“Huh, so now I’ve named three Hitchcock
movies, and all of them are great. Not bad for the most over
rated director of
all time.”
Eventually the boss back down, maybe
because I was scaring him with my Hitchcockian devotion to Hitchcock, or maybe
because I was right. We compromised and decided that the most over-rated
director was either William Friedkin or Francis Ford Coppola (you’re free to
disagree of course, but remember you’d be taking us both on). Weirdly enough,
afterwards the ‘bad day’ cloud that had been hanging around me dissipated and I
spent the rest of the shift thinking about Hitchcock.
It’s important to remember that Hitchcock
made a lot of dreck. A lot of dreck. He made over forty movies in his career,
and when you’re pumping them out like that you’re not going to hit it out of
the park most of the time. This is something I’ve been struggling with myself
lately: can you be prolific and good? How do you keep up a high standard of
quality while still producing new work? I try to write everyday and write a new
short story every month. It’s easy to meet quantifiable goals, but what if your
goal is something that can’t be measured, like improving yourself? Is it worth
turning out a string of duds to pull out a ‘Rear Window’? Is it possible to write
only the masterpieces and not the sub-par works?
I think in the end both masterpieces and mundane works are part of the same artistic process. If the less-than-steller Hitchcock movies need to exist so that my favourites could come into being, well, that's fine with me. I think all you can do is keep writing, or filming, or sculpting, or whatever, because that's the only way you'll create anything, good or bad.
Oh, and while I admire Hitchcock as a director, if the boss had said "Hitchcock was a sexist, evil fucker," I would have said "Yeah, he was."
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